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When You Realise All Parents are Dicks

Now first things first, don’t take it personally, I’m not calling you a dick. OK, I am. But it’s OK, because to you, I’m a dick too. We’re all dicks. I spent this afternoon in a building the size of an aircraft hanger in the arse end of fucking nowhere rather…

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“When are you having another baby?”

This morning, I helped a friend after the school run. She had her hands full, was trying to open a heavy gate and push a buggy at the same time. Naturally, she was causing a tailback of parents trying to hot foot it out of the bitter cold after kissing…

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She’s Hearing Voices

I shrink into the corner, next to the wall smothered in posters for local support groups, emergency telephone numbers, notices, “If you’re waiting longer than 15 minutes for your appointment, please let the reception staff know.” I check my phone – twenty two minutes, and place it back into my pocket without…

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